Choose all that apply:

__1) I read your posts out of sheer boredom.

__2) I never understand a word of what you post.

__3) Why would you post such claptrap?

__4) Who cares what you post?

__5) Did you major in Drivel?

__6) I read your posts just to see if you've started a fight.

__7) One more flag by your post and you win a toaster oven.

__8) Have you tried submitting your posts to The National Enquirer?

__9) The more you post the more nauseous I become.

__10) I am so stunned by your posts that I am rendered mute!

__11) None of the above

__12) I find your post thought-provoking and I usually agree with your views.

Your comments are always welcome, and the sentiments are mutual.

Sir Hawk, you are one of my favorite knights!